Is $50 alot

So Zak was watching tv in his room when an infomercial came on. I have no idea what it was for but he comes into my room and asks "Mom is $50 alot." my response why. "Cause there is this thing on my tv that you rub on stains like poo in my underwear and it gets it out. It's only $50.00" Yes Zak $50 is alot of money. Now I'm curious to see what the infomercial was all about.

Funny Things

My kids say the funniest things. They say so many funny things that I can't post them all on facebook. So I'm going to update my blog daily with the funny things that my kiddos say. They make me laugh and I hope they make you laugh too.

Kody's Carnival

It's Fun to be One!

I can't believe it has already been a year since Kody joined our family. Boy does time fly by so fast. We decided to throw our Kody bug a Carnival Birthday themed party. It was such a blast. All his cousins, Aunts, Uncles, and grandparents showed up. Each of the adults were Carnies. They were in charge of the games and the kids got to go around and play, darts, bean bag toss, basketball, knock over the cups, pick a duckie, tic-tac-toe, pin the nose on the clown, & ring toss. We also had a large bounce house for the kids to play in. We had all the food you would have at a carnival. For lunch we had hot dogs chips and juice. Then they also got fresh made popcorn and cotton candy. All the kids had a blast. Dustin dressed up as a clown and completed the party. Kody got lots of gifts and loves each and every one of them. When it came time for the cake Kody was so tired he didn't even want to eat it. He just kept crying. So we cleaned him up and let him take a nap. In the Montoya family they have a tradition on the first birthday. They put a book, a piece of bread, and a dollar in front of them. Which ever one they choose first is what is in store for their life. (Bread= they will never go hungry) (dollar= they will be wealthy) (book=they will be well educated) Kody pointed at the book. So after weeks of stressing over planning a party things came together very nicely. Thank you to everyone who participated and helped make Kody's first birthday party a blast.

Front Butt

Ok this is seriously the funnest thing. Zak has recently found an old cabbage patch doll. He has been carrying it around and calling it his baby. I told him it was a little boy and he would need to think of a name that he wanted to call him. So as we are going through possible names he decides the baby needs a diaper change. He pulls down the diaper and says "Mommy this isn't a boy he has no peepee. It's a girl. She has a front butt." seriously front butt where did he get that. I couldn't stop laughing. So after much diliberation I coulnd't argue with him there was no peepee. So even though the doll is supposed to be a boy he has chosen the name Carly and it is a girl. He has even tried to breastfeed the baby doll. He said my babies hungary and put the doll up to his boob. LOL. Oh the joys of children.

Lots to catch up on.

Ok... I know I've been very bad about updating this. You would think that since I'm a stay at home mom (who raises 2 kids, works as a process server at night and has a house to keep on) would have plenty of time to update her blog........ however I am not perfect and lately most of my free time has been spent on facebook. (Yes i am addicted.) But a lot has happened since Dustin locked Zak in the car and gave us all a scare. (ok him more then me) Lets see where to start....Today Zak said the cutest thing. I took him to McDonalds cause that is his favorite place to eat. Its always Mommy I want McDonalds. Then he tells me exactly what he wants there. Anyways today he got a happy meal and it actually came in a box. Remember the boxes not just a bag? He had gotten his lunch and then fell asleep in his car seat so Nanna took the box and put it up front so it wouldn't spill. When he woke up he said " Mommy were is my box meal" Box meal.... what is he 90.

EASTER

ok back to important stuff. We had Easter. Zak had seen the Easter bunny at the mall and had said that he wanted a Thomas the Train set that had a waterfall. He kept calling it his waterfall. THEN he went to Toys R us and saw a power wheel he fell in love. He kept saying Mommy I need to tell the Easter Bunny that I don't want the waterfall I want the truck. So I make a trip back to Toys R Us when he is not with me to buy the truck and of course they are sold out. ARGH!!! you can imagine my frustration. This is what he really wanted. The Easter bunny couldn't let him down at 3! So I had them call the West Valley store sold out. The sugar house store Sold out..... the Layton store Sold out.... I was getting desperate. I asked if I could buy they floor model... of course not they don't work... what was I going to do.... I was told there were 2 more stores in UT.... Orem and St. George.. was I really going to have to drive to St. George to make this child's Easter. We called the Orem store... they didn't have any in but were getting 3 the next day. I asked if I could buy it at this store and find a way to pick it up and of course no. I asked if they would hold it until Friday (2 days later) so I could find someone to go with me to pick this thing up and they said no.... I told them I was desperate..... finally I got a manager ok to pick up on Friday morning. After finding someone to go with me (Thank you Dad) I couldn't find a babysitter so I had to take the boys to go with. I was praying the entire time that he would not see what I was getting and ruin his Easter. Thankfully he didn't. Easter eve Zak was still saying how he didn't get the chance to tell the Easter bunny he wanted the truck and was going to get the waterfall and how he really didn't want the waterfall any more. So sad I wish I could just tell him that he was getting it he was so heart broken. Easter morning came and he runs downstairs sees the truck and got so excited it was worth all the stress. He loves it... everyday its Mommy can I drive my truck to the park. Thank you Orem store, Dad, and Easter Bunny for making a 3 year olds Easter morning. So you ask what did Kody get. The Easter Bunny brought Kody a Wagon. And YES he loves it as much as Zak loves his power wheel.

THE PARK
We took them to the park Zak drove his power wheel and I pulled Kody in the wagon. They both sang the entire way there. Nothing better then hearing your child be happy and sing.

SWIMMING

We took the boys swimming at Dimple Dell Pool. First time going there was kinda cool. The only thing they were missing was a hot tub for Mom to warm up in. The boys had so much fun. Kody just layed floating on his back I guess it was so relaxing that he fell asleep. I couldn't decide if I should get him out and dry him off or keep him in the pool. Zak was to scared to play on the playground part of it. Didn't want to get water in his eyes. He used to love the water but this year he was acting weird so we decided to put him in swim lessons. Hopefully this will help before the start of boating season.

OOPS!

Parents watch what you say. I have a really bad habit of saying dumb a@# when someone does something really stupid...I know I should be calling myself that for what I've done. Well Zak called me it the other day. I had a talk with him that we don't say things like that. Well today he was singing it.... we told him that we don't say things like that and he was all "but that's my dumb a@# song" I didn't know if I should get upset at him or laugh.

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